His adventures thus far:
Episode 1 (1/24/03):
Sergio’s boytoy Fred stole a purse. Sergio’s close friend, Party Nurse, offered advice.
Episode 2: (1/31/03):
Horrible Internet tricks visited Sergio’s Place.
Episode 3: (2/7/03):
Salvatore, Sergio’s ex-lover, returned to Sergio's Place and wanted to reunite.
Episode 4: (2/14/03):
Fred and Salvatore fought over Sergio. Party Nurse was obsessed with her ex-lover, Cathy.
Episode 5: (2/21/03):
Fred moved out.
Episode 6: (3/7/03):
Fred discovered his separation from Sergio inspired a talent for profound poetry.
Episode 7: (3/14/03):
Sergio looked for Fred behind the bowling alley.
Episode 8: (3/21/03):
Sergio and Party Nurse pursued Fred to a poetry salon.
Episode 9: (3/28/03):
Fred gave his first public poetry reading at the salon. Party Nurse heard Cathy's voice.
Season Finale Cliffhanger: (4/04/03):
Salvatore came looking for Sergio. Cathy's voice threatened Party Nurse. A gunshot rang out! Everyone collapsed!
Episode 11: (6/28/03):
Salvatore confessed to trying to shoot Sergio's boytoy, Fred. Sergio was wounded in the thigh instead. Salvatore was carted off to jail by Officer Carla.
Episode 12: (7/12/03):
Sergio vowed to bail Salvatore out of jail. Party Nurse told Sergio: "...and you know what they say about Sunnyside Jail..."
Episode 13: (7/19/03):
A big shirtless muscle hunk named Jocko, tried to seduce both Salvatore and Sergio in jail.
Episode 14: (7/26/03):
Purse-snatching poet-boytoy, Fred, shared a jail cell with Salvatore.
Episode 15: (8/2/03):
Sergio began counseling with Dr. Joanne. Party Nurse and Dr. Joanne ran off together.
Summer Season Finale Cliffhanger: (8/9/03)
Fred and Dr. Joanne tricked Sergio and he was held captive at the Sunnyside Sanitarium.
Episode 17: (2/7/04)
Sergio escaped from the Sunnyside Sanitarium with Salvatore and Party Nurse. Sergio accepted Salvatore's proposal of marriage.
Episode 18: (2/21/04)
Evil boytoy Fred complicated Sergio's marriage plans by revealing he had already married Sergio during a bender in Belgium.
Episode 19: (2/28/04)
Sergio returned to Sergio's Place and discovered it vandalized by the Belgium Gay Underground. Sergio had pre-marriage jitters.
Episode 20: (3/6/04)
Sergio and Salvatore married in San Francisco. Fred announced he had joined The Belgium Gay Underground and Sergio would be taken back to Belgium for good.
NO PERFORMANCE - SERGIO'S PLACE BANNED
Episode 21: (3/20/04)
SERGIO'S PLACE PERFORMED DESPITE BAN
Sergio, Salvatore, and Party Nurse hid beneath Golden Gate Park in an ancient Indian Lesbian Cave. Party Nurse discovered Cathy's San Francisco wedding certificate to another woman.
Episode 22: (5/15/04)
Party Nurse revealed Cathy was a Republican. Evil boytoy Fred and the BGU kidnapped Sergio, Salvatore and Party Nurse and flew them to Belgium in a Cessna.
Episode 23: (5/22/04)
While in Belgium, Fred revealed he was after Sergio's pension and was also part of a plot by Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney to send all U.S. Gays to Belgium.
Episode 24: (6/5/04)
The Gang escaped from Belgium and the BGU, and returned to Sergio's Place.
Episode 25: (6/12/04)
Party Nurse and Salvatore tried to cure
Sergio of amnesia.
Episode 26: (6/19/04)
Salvatore was kidnapped by evil boytoy, Fred.
Episode 27: (6/26/04)
Season Finale Cliffhanger:
Sergio lost Salvatore to Fred. Party Nurse
learned a shocking secret about Cathy.
TO BE CONTINUED...